peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

tsud123:

2001

well… this post made me feel really old. 

hemmingsharryy:

CAKE TOGETHER IS SO HOT HOLY SHIT

slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

cluelock:

are you kidding me…

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

mccallhero:

yes ok but sweatpants

Natalie Dormer and Katie McGrath do The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Me: "what a wonderful day to spin outside!"
Florida weather "fuck yo dreams" *thunderstorms start*

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone